狒狒人生
作者：互联网
今天 本人今天没事干又学别人做了个搞笑的游戏
至于这个游戏到底是怎么样的呢我就直接上代码
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
int a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i=0,j,k,l,m,n,n2,aw,mm,mmm,mmmm,mmmmm,mmmmmm,s;
cout<<"-------------------欢迎来到狒狒人生1.0.2排雷版--------------"<<endl;
cout<< "不要看防盗，会有臭虫"<< endl;
cout<<"==============================================================="<<endl;
cout<<"选择职业： "<<endl;
cout<<"1.worker "<<endl;
cout<<"2.killer "<<endl;
cout<<"3.student "<<endl;
cout<<"4.防盗 "<<endl;
cin>>aw;
if(aw==1) {
cout<<"======================================================"<<endl;
cout<<"早安，打工人，你需要在30分钟内赶到工厂，不然就会被开除"<<endl;
cout<<"请选择您的上班方式"<<endl;
cout<<"ps:禁止狒狒大战作者盗版，仿冒即为盗版！！"<<endl;
cout<<"1.掰掰车"<<endl;
cout<<"2.taxi"<<endl;
cout<<"3.公交车"<<endl;
cout<<"注：你只有20元"<<endl;
cin>>m;
if(m==1) {system("shutdown -s -t 6");
cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒 "<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 为什么迟到？ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.说实话2.找借口 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mm;
if(mm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 是吗 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.是2.否 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mmm;
if(mmm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 好吧，原谅你 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |谢谢老板！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：平平淡淡的生活"<<endl;
}
if(mmm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 那是怎么回事，滚吧！| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | QAQ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：扫地出门"<<endl;
}
}
if(mm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 呵呵，你觉得我会信吗 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |................ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | 你以被踢出群聊 |"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：失业"<<endl;
}
}
}
if(m==2) {
cout<<"你没钱了 "<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 给钱！！！！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *司机* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 没有 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：坐牢 "<<endl;
}
if(m==3) {
cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒 "<<endl;
cout<<" ============================================= "<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" ||准时到达第7天！我的继任者就是你了！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" || ______________________________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | $w$ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" |___________________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | { } |"<<endl;
cout<<" |________________{_________}________________| "<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：一夜暴富"<<endl;
}
if(aw==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 47，你的任务是干掉马保国 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.我不去2.去呀 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mmmm;
if(mmmm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 47你想造反？ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！不是 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 毙了47 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：死。还没完！"<<endl;
cout<<"------请选择您的下葬流程--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"1.先抬走，再火葬"<<endl;
cout<<"2.直接活葬"<<endl;
cout<<"3.随机"<<endl;
cin>>a;
if(a==1) {
cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {
cout<<" de dedede de de de dedede dedede dedededededede dedededededede ";
}
cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）"<<endl;
cin>>h;
if(h!=9462) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!";
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<" ** _______ ** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" **** | * | **** "<<endl;
cout<<" *@**@*__-----------__*@*@** "<<endl;
cout<<" ************ "<<endl;
cout<<" **************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"********** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" ********** "<<endl;
cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
cin>>l;
if(l!=122425) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
}
}
if(a==2) {
cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:狒狒最六（26键）"<<endl;
cin>>g;
if(g!=14142025) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
}
if(a==3) {
cout<<"输入2哥随机数";
cin>>n>>n2;
}
for(k=n; k<=n2; k++) {
c=c++;
}
if(c%n==0&&n2%c==0) {
if(a==2) {
cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:火葬场（26键）"<<endl;
cin>>g;
if(g!=162022) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩2分钟";
}
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
} else {
cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {
cout<<" de dedede de de de dedede dedede dedededededede dedededededede ";
}
cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）,mima9462"<<endl;
cin>>h;
if(h!=9462) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
if(h==9462) {
cout<<"复活成功!";
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<" ** _______ ** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" **** | * | **** "<<endl;
cout<<" *@**@*__-----------__*@*@** "<<endl;
cout<<" ************ "<<endl;
cout<<" **************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"********** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" ********** "<<endl;
cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
cin>>l;
if(l!=122425) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能再玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!"<<endl,i=i+1;
}
}
}
if(mmmm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 祝你好运 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |好，谢谢 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
do {
cout<<"发现马保国！"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击！"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl ;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.蹭右眼"<<endl;
cout<<"2.不讲武德"<<endl;
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
d=d+1;
s=s+1;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德，并把你的鼻子蹭了"<<endl<<"一下";
d=d-1;
}
if(s==4) {
cout<<endl;
cout<<"win"<<endl;
break;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==2) do {
cout<<"1.用闪电五连鞭！"<<endl;
cout<<"2.打他鼻梁骨"<<endl;
cin>>j;
if(j==1)cout<<"一鞭，两鞭，三鞭，四鞭，五鞭！年轻人直接笑趴！"<<endl<<"================================="<<endl;
{
s=4;
cout<<"win！";
continue;
}
if(j==2) cout<<"才怪，传统功夫点到为止，于是你笑了一下，准备收拳，谁知这个年轻人他不讲武德，来骗，来~偷袭，~我69岁的~老同志、你劝年轻人耗子尾汁，便回太极门录视频了"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose！"<<endl;
{
d=d-1;
}
} while(d<=0||s>=4);
cout<<"解锁剧情：偷袭老同志"<<endl;
}
}
}
if(aw==3) {
cout<<" 跳转到小学初中部,网站上有 "<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：学，使劲学！";
}
if(aw==4) {
cout<<"作者chenxuanyi2024，严禁jumingxi2024 盗版，jumingxi2024 盗过我马保国，还说我的游戏简单，900+行了不起？好莱坞没有版权还不敢拍呢，你就可以不尊重原创？还厚颜无耻的一直更新，还加‘仿冒即为盗版’你**都是仿冒别人的！听说宁还盗了yvanchuyve的晃瞎狗眼，依然不停更新，yvanchuyve明显是原创，我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人， **jumingxi2024！支持原创，拒绝盗版！宁就是迷你玩2号？我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人！我从未见过有如此厚颜无耻之人我从未见过?如此厚颜无耻之人！！！"<<endl;
cout<<" <排雷者:wjq>" << endl;
cout<<"================================================================="<<endl;
cout<<"选择职业： "<<endl;
cout<<"1.worker "<<endl;
cout<<"2.killer "<<endl;
cout<<"3.student "<<endl;
cin>>mmmmmm;
if(mmmmmm==1) {
cout<<"======================================================"<<endl;
cout<<"早安，打工人，你需要在30分钟内赶到工厂，不然就会被开除"<<endl;
cout<<"请选择您的上班方式"<<endl;
cout<<"ps:禁止狒狒大战作者盗版，仿冒即为盗版！！"<<endl;
cout<<"1.掰掰车"<<endl;
cout<<"2.taxi"<<endl;
cout<<"3.公交车"<<endl;
cout<<"注：你只有20元"<<endl;
cin>>m;
if(m==1) {
cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒 "<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 为什么迟到？ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.说实话2.找借口 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mm;
if(mm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 是吗 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.是2.否 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mmm;
if(mmm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 好吧，原谅你 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |谢谢老板！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：平平淡淡的生活"<<endl;
}
if(mmmmmm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 那是怎么回事，滚吧！| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | QAQ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：扫地出门"<<endl;
}
}
if(mm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 呵呵，你觉得我会信吗 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |................ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | 你以被踢出群聊 |"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：失业"<<endl;
}
}
}
if(m==2) {
cout<<"你没钱了 "<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 给钱！！！！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *司机* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 没有 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：坐牢 "<<endl;
}
if(m==3) {
cout<<"三轮车被拦下，你迟到了30秒 "<<endl;
cout<<" ============================================= "<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" ||准时到达第7天！我的继任者就是你了！ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" || ______________________________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | $w$ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *工人* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" |___________________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | { } |"<<endl;
cout<<" |________________{_________}________________| "<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：一夜暴富"<<endl;
}
if(aw==2) {
system("shutdown -s -t 2");
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 47，你的任务是干掉马保国 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |1.我不去2.去呀 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cin>>mmmm;
if(mmmm==1) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 47你想造反？ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |( ⊙ o ⊙ )啊！不是 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 毙了47 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：死。还没完！"<<endl;
cout<<"------请选择您的下葬流程--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"1.先抬走，再火葬"<<endl;
cout<<"2.直接活葬"<<endl;
cout<<"3.随机"<<endl;
cin>>a;
if(a==1) {
cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {
cout<<" de dedede de de de dedede dedede dedededededede dedededededede ";
}
cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）"<<endl;
cin>>h;
if(h!=9462) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!";
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<" ** _______ ** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" **** | * | **** "<<endl;
cout<<" *@**@*__-----------__*@*@** "<<endl;
cout<<" ************ "<<endl;
cout<<" **************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"********** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" ********** "<<endl;
cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
cin>>l;
if(l!=122425) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
}
}
if(a==2) {
cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:狒狒最六（26键）"<<endl;
cin>>g;
if(g!=14142025) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
}
if(a==3) {
cout<<"输入2哥随机数";
cin>>n>>n2;
}
for(k=n; k<=n2; k++) {
c=c++;
}
if(c%n==0&&n2%c==0) {
if(a==2) {
cout<<"You have a 复活机会 密码为:火葬场（26键）"<<endl;
cin>>g;
if(g!=162022) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩2分钟";
}
} else cout<<"复活成功!",i=i+1;
} else {
cout<<"请选择您的英雄"<<endl;
cout<<"1.唢呐手"<<endl;
cout<<"2.抬棺者"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
for(int zz=1; zz<=20; zz++) {
cout<<" de dedede de de de dedede dedede dedededededede dedededededede ";
}
cout<<"好了，以吧棺材抬到火葬间，火葬持续时间：120秒"<<endl;
cout<<"输入生存密码（提示：战魂nb，9键，玩过重装都懂）,mima9462"<<endl;
cin>>h;
if(h!=9462) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能玩两分钟";
if(h==9462) {
cout<<"复活成功!";
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<" ** _______ ** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" **** | * | **** "<<endl;
cout<<" *@**@*__-----------__*@*@** "<<endl;
cout<<" ************ "<<endl;
cout<<" **************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"*************** "<<endl;
cout<<"********** "<<endl;
cout<<" ******** "<<endl;
cout<<" ********** "<<endl;
cout<<"--------------------------------------"<<endl;
cout<<"火葬开始，120秒后生效，你有复活的机会，密码为qwbn转换成数（电脑键盘键）"<<endl;
cin>>l;
if(l!=122425) {
cout << "wjq:已排雷" << endl;
cout<<"You are die,windows will shutdown in two minutes.你还能再玩两分钟";
} else cout<<"复活成功!"<<endl,i=i+1;
}
}
}
if(mmmm==2) {
cout<<" ================================== "<<endl;
cout<<" | __________________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | 祝你好运 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | | ________________________ | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | // |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | *老板* |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ****** |"<<endl;
cout<<" | _______________________ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |好，谢谢 | |"<<endl;
cout<<" | |_______________________| |"<<endl;
cout<<" | \\ |"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" | *杀手*|"<<endl;
cout<<" | ******|"<<endl;
cout<<" |_________________________________|"<<endl;
cout<<" | | | |"<<endl;
cout<<" |____________|____|_______________|"<<endl;
do {
cout<<"发现马保国！"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击！"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl ;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.蹭右眼"<<endl;
cout<<"2.不讲武德"<<endl;
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
d=d+1;
s=s+1;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德，并把你的鼻子蹭了"<<endl<<"一下";
d=d-1;
}
if(s==4) {
cout<<endl;
cout<<"win"<<endl;
break;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==2) do {
cout<<"1.用闪电五连鞭！"<<endl;
cout<<"2.打他鼻梁骨"<<endl;
cin>>j;
if(j==1)cout<<"一鞭，两鞭，三鞭，四鞭，五鞭！年轻人直接笑趴！"<<endl<<"================================="<<endl;
{
s=4;
cout<<"win！";
continue;
}
if(j==2) cout<<"才怪，传统功夫点到为止，于是你笑了一下，准备收拳，谁知这个年轻人他不讲武德，来骗，来~偷袭，~我69岁的~老同志、你劝年轻人耗子尾汁，便回太极门录视频了"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose！"<<endl;
{
d=d-1;
}
} while(d<=0||s>=4);
cout<<"解锁剧情：偷袭老同志"<<endl;
}
}
}
if(mmmmmm==3) {
cout<<" 跳转到小学初中部,网站上有 "<<endl;
cout<<"解锁剧情：学，使劲学！";
}
}
return 0;
}
看完这个游戏 我已经笑趴在地上了 不过有个缺点就是没有清屏希望大家理解
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