土味情话第四弹（双语版）

1.哎小哥哥问你个问题噢
\(Hey little brother, ask you a question.\)
什么问题呀？
\(What's the problem?\)
铁棒和木棒哪个打你头最疼呀？
\(Which of the iron rod and the wooden rod hits your head the most?\)
当然是头疼呀。
\(Of course it is a headache.\)
错了，当然是我的心疼啦。
\(Wrong, of course it is my heartache.\)

2.你觉得最有魅力的男人是谁呀？
\(Who do you think is the most attractive man?\)
不知道哎。
\(I do n’t know.\)
是康师傅啦，因为每天都有成千上万的人想泡他。
\(It ’s Master Kang, because every day thousands of people want to soak him.\)
哦！
\(Oh!\)
而我只想泡你。
\(And I just want to soak you.\)

3.我喜欢你
\(I like you\)
我不信
\(I do not believe\)
我可以用反证法证明，反正我就是喜欢你。
\(I can prove it by the method of counter-proof, I just like you anyway.\)

4.我有两个爱好
\(I have two hobbies\)
喜欢吃，喜欢你，概括起来就是喜欢吃你。
\(I like to eat, I like you, in short, I like to eat you.\)

5.阳光肆意，人潮拥挤，而你在我眼里。
\(The sun is wanton, the crowd is crowded, and you are in my eyes.\)

6.冬有板栗，夏有芒果，而你四季有我。
\(There are chestnut in winter and mango in summer, and you have me in all seasons.\)

7.你知道昨天是什么日子吗？
\(Do you know what day it was yesterday?\)
什么日子？
\(What day?\)
是我爱你一天的日子。
\(I love you every day.\)

8.你把石头剪刀布倒过来念。
\(You read the rock paper scissors upside down.\)
布，刀，剪，头，石。
\(Cloth, knife, scissors, head, stone.\)
不是，石头是零，剪刀是二，布是五，倒过来就是520。
\(No, the stone is zero, the scissors are two, the cloth is five, and the reverse is 520.\)

9.我身体很好，可以扛米袋扛煤气罐扛一桶水。
\(I'm in good health. I can carry a rice bag, a gas tank, and a bucket of water.\)
然后呢？
\(and then?\)
就是扛不住想你。
\(Just miss you.\)

10.我当初真是瞎了眼才嫁给你！
\(I was blind before I married you!\)
你知足吧你，你当初瞎了眼我都没有嫌弃你，怎么，现在眼睛好了想过河拆桥了？
\(You are content with you. I didn't dislike you when you were blind. Why are you thinking about crossing the river and demolishing the bridge now?\)

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